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Most Useless Superhero Powers
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- The ability to make water really cold but not freeze it

- The ability to turn invisible as long as no one looks at you

- The ability to salivate on command

- The ability to manifest any fruit

- The ability to be enormously accident-prone


What do you think would make for a useless superhero power? Be creative. :P

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i dont know if i should say useless or not but

being able to see girls naked
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34 / M / The Void.
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The super ability to go inside your own anus for all of eternity.
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33 / M / Los Angeles
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No that one is very important.
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25 / M / California
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The ability to talk to fish (not command them)

The ability to produce a mildly foul body odor on a whim
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36 / M / Norway
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The ability to speak faster then the speed of light.
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Extreme paranoia
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Well if you're the only one in the world with super powers... I would say the ability to take other super powers...
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21 / F / NYC
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The ability to bleed out of your crotch, every month.
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Shoot fire from your genitals. No, wait...
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23 / M / Nova Scotia, Canada
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The ability to make your eyebrows grow longer at will.
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If you want a list of useless powers: Aquaman. nuff said.
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The ability to sweat glue.

The ability to be forgotten with every person you meet (not by choice).

The ability to talk to animals, and have them be apathetic to your cause. Instead, you get the Sunday gossip from crows and there is this fire hydrant you should check out from Dogs. And when you try to go about your day (or night), some random animal continues to bug you. Going on and on about their day, just because your a human that can understand them.

Ability to bend spoons, crumple paper, turn a watch hand, and other weak forms of microkinesis. In which, you could do all these things already with your hands.

Spontaneous, involuntary super magnetism. Even worse if you work in a department store that sells tools or kitchen related products. Or you know, anytime you want to do something and the power activates.

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The ability to levitate, but never fly.

The ability to perfectly replicate any animal call on earth.

The ability to make milk go sour/ curdle with your eyes.

The ability to speak backwards constantly.

The ability to become slightly stronger with the consumption of fecal matter. POOP-EYE. lolololol

The ability to grow extremely long eyelashes.

The ability to transform into a honey comb at will.

Being able to summon a dirt clod wherever you may be.

The ability to turn your own teeth black.

The ability to salivate food coloring.

The ability to become short-sighted.

I love everyone's posts so far, btw. <3


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24 / F / Right Behind You...
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Muppe wrote:

The ability to speak faster then the speed of light.




Anthony_Johnson wrote:

Well if you're the only one in the world with super powers... I would say the ability to take other super powers...


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